Rice Calls Franco “Tawdry Whore”

Report by Eloise Finn, AR Chapter

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, commenting on the ongoing Olympic Games, said she was “proud of the job that U.S. athletes were doing,” but was concerned that Paraguayan woman javelin thrower Leryn Franco was “distracting attention from the real purpose of the games.” Rice, who was apparently, and deludedly, seeking to capture the eye of the International community with her own stunning good looks, lashed out at Franco for stealing the limelight, “If that no-talent tawdry whore thinks prancing around in a skimpy outfit, advertising her body, and throwing a stick makes her attractive ... err, an athlete, well she’s sadly mistaken. Franco, responding to the attack from China, referring to Rice said, “tu eres la venida que tu madre se olvido de tragar.”