Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Obama Promises Pockets in Underwear

Report by Frederick Tanner, MI Chapter

Democratic White House Hopeful Barack Obama, at a rally today, promised Americans “A chicken in every pot and a pocket in every pair of underwear” if elected. The promise comes following poll results showing Americans are worried about being able to provide decent meals for their families in the face of economic woes, and also that citizens want the government to provide them with new gadgets to make their lives easier. Obama addressed the latter concern rhetorically by asking, “... after all, what could be handier than a pocket in your underwear?” Obama said that he would sign an executive order, within minutes of being sworn in, requiring that all underwear bought and sold in the United States be fitted with convenient little pockets.


Anonymous said...

This is the shinning city that Reagan talked about.

I'm not even an American and I feel patriotic on your behalf.

Stephanie M said...

I am typing through my tears - happy tears.

David said...

There are few things in life that are more handy than an extra pocket...unless maybe one of those battery-operated masturbation machines, but that is a different kind of handy I suppose.

I would gladly welcome the new undies particularly if that body comes with it.

The Hypocritical One said...

I was undecided until today....this is awe-inspiring.

great stuff.