Obama Bashes Gun Owners

Report by Deiter Yates, PA Chapter

One week ago, at a California event, Sen. Barack Obama called rural Americans “bitter” people who “cling to guns and religion.” During the passing week, his statements have become public, and yesterday he defended his statements at a stop in Indiana. “I should clarify, not all small town folk are bitter, stupid people, just those gun-toting rednecks.” Obama went on to say that “this country would be better off if the hillbillies would trade their guns and their god in on a brain.”

Obama’s pointed commentary on gun owners and church goers was shocking to many Americans who attend church services regularly and believe in the Second Amendment right to bear arms. “So Obama’s America would have no God and no Guns?” questioned John Abrams of Allentown, PA, “It’s a good thing Obama wasn’t in charge at the time of the Revolution. Paul Revere would have been riding his horse shouting, “The British are coming, the British are coming ... grab your ankles!”

“Obama’s vision for a gunless, godless America comes at the bequest of Group X, who has long strived for a powerless, hopeless citizenry,” commented a confidential DC source who went on to say that Group X is “planning a government modeled after that depicted in Orwell’s 1984.” Although Obama expressed regret yesterday for offending “right-minded rural Americans," he condemned gun owners as “too stupid to vote anyway.”