Monday, June 16, 2008

Sen. Larry Craig Caught with Twinkie the Kid

Report by Jeffrey Billingsley, NV Chapter

Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) was photographed recently at an exclusive Bahama resort with Washington lobbyist Twinkie the Kid. Both Craig and Twinkie have recently been embroiled in highly publicized homosexual scandals, Sen. Craig having propositioned an undercover police officer in an airport bathroom, and Twinkie carrying on a long term relationship with Sen. Ted Kennedy. The Idaho politician, who has vehemently denied engaging in homosexual relations, will have a difficult time rebutting the picture of the two lying near each other on the beach, with Craig in only a thong, and Twinkie wearing nothing but his trademark boots, bandana, and hat.

Those who have worked closely with both the senator and lobbyist displayed little shock at the picture’s revelation. Preston Hamilton III, a noted DC lobbyist who has enjoyed a long working relationship with both Craig and Twinkie revealed that he “felt sparks between the two a couple weeks ago at an intimate back-room meeting attended by various Washington power brokers.” Twinkie’s recent beau, Ted Kennedy, had “no comment on the matter” according to a family friend. Senator Craig’s wife, who stood by her husband following the airport scandal, also refused to issue a statement regarding the affair.

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